it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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