Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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