You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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