She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
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i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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