UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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