First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
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You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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