I want you more than these girls want KFC
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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