You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I know her cup size but not her name....
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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