Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR