just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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