Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
