he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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