no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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