her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
