i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.