moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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