Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
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