i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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