Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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