Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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