guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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