have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
what day is it and did you see me today?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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