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(812): View more from Indiana

The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...

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(813): View more from Florida

I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.

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(417): View more from Missouri

He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?

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I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.

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