Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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