Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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