im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
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