SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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