oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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