I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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