There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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