Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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