if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
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he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.