I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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