Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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