i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
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Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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