I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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