I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
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I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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