I heard we made out
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
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I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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