Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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