Christians are straight up FREAKS
she was so not down for the gang bang
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
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My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
My life is pants optional.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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