i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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