I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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