I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
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Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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