I'm so fucking centered right now
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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