My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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