so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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