i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
he shaved USA in his pubs
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Randomize