i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
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Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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