You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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