yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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