A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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