Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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