quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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