my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
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